Abusing The System - No Context Entries

Lineup 1:

I’m not sure why Deck has a zero-dollar price tag, but I don’t think they will include a $0 player ever again. It doesn’t matter if they end up playing, by putting Deck into your lineups you are decreasing your roster spot by 1, and increasing your base salary by $6,666.

It’s risky, but I’m willing to waste four dollars for your entertainment. It is the noblest way that I could spend my money. I have been pouring most of it into meme stocks anyways, so what’s the point of being risk-averse now?

Lineup 2:

Who’s ready for a station break?